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“THERE SHALL BE NO RIDICULING OF THE OLIGARCHY’S SHILL!”

“NOW, RESUME THE BEATINGS UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!”

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Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion . . . Protocol No. 15 – Ruthless Suppression

❝Our absolutism will in all things be logically consecutive and therefore in each one of its decrees our supreme will be respected and unquestionably fulfilled: it will ignore all murmurs, all discontents of every kind and will destroy to the root every kind of manifestation of them in act by punishment of an exemplary character.❞

https://cwspangle.substack.com/p/protocols-of-zion-protocol-no-15

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I always thought tomatoes were in fact berries.

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If they identify as berries, they are berries! BBC hath spoken.

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Your thinking of cherries, cherry tomatoes. Berries are what you wear on your head (or so I hear). :)

By the way, tomatoes are what you find on the end of your feet...

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Oh man, you can't make this shit up. Hilarious.

I like your use of the TM on "the Settled Science". Nice touch.

I have started using "the Science" as a term of derision, the way that Etienne de la Boetie2 uses "the COVID", but I think I'll take a page out of your book and add the TM.

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Reuters fact checking ANYTHING is utterly hilarious all by itself. Just look at the history of that company - they have been lying for a living since inception under the Rothschild wing. Their pigeon's told the truth..... but nobody could make them talk! 😄

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Here's some other facts they can check--NYC coal fire pizza ovens are an existential threat to humanity, however, blowing up the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Plant is "not." Or, how about this-- 100% of MSNBC spook commentators are actually humanoids who pretend to be Homo sapiens by cackling over competitive sports. 😁

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We have to ban memes. They destroy democracy!

- Keir Starmer

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They also contribute to intestinal gas.

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I really enjoyed this. Thanks 👍

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Every day is April Fool's day if you listen to the BBC.

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Yes, and the newspapers. Finding the real news is like finding a needle in the haystack.

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Wonderful Iain! We need a laugh and as I suspect Reuters is a humour free zone! :-)

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Humour is one the best weapons we have, which is why the PTB are particularly sensitive we highlight the absurdities of their narratives through the prism of ridicule.

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As if anyone with a working brain is expecting more from any jewish news org? In this case Reuters is THE joke

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More proof that technology hasn't 'advanced' humanity, instead it has dehumanised us further.

While 'machines' are busy trying to impersonate people, people have become more like machines- to neither's benefit.

There is a brilliant sci fi short story by Gordon Dickenson (computers don't argue -?) about a man who gets an auto-generated letter from the library in regard to an overdue copy of KIDNAPPED by R.L.Stevenson.

Due to the de-personalised nature of the correspondence and tiny omissions of data, eventually the matter escalates and the protagonist finds himself arrested for kidnapping R.L. Stevenson....

This seems a similar scenario in many ways.

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If you take the Reuters article literally, it does not make sense.

Yet it does make sense if you look at it from a subconscious point of view. The first joke associates "far-right" and "conspiracy theory" with the demonic subhumans who attack the holy Maria. A picture of an annoyed Maria in a revealing dress is imprinted in your brain. So Reuters is okay with drawing attention to it.

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Has the UK forbidden “The Babylon Bee?”

https://babylonbee.com/

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Thanks for that.

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beans and peas are fruits too. But the people who don't need fact checkers know not to put tomatoes and peas in a fruit salad. Poor fact checkers, they belong in the memes section.

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Ian, thank you for all your efforts to enlighten us further.

This is an excellent explanation of what Whitney's organized crime revelations further. All speakers at this are great also.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/FuDtzzLAwt7v/

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